Thank God it’s Friday

Randell and Ces are on the way now. I just spoke to them and they are checking in now. I am so excited. They will be arriving tomorrow early morning. Cool! 😉 Can’t wait for them to see Dubai.

Von Voyage…..and Welcome to Dubai

hugs and kisses here

b ——–>>>





Wanna play a caption game? 😉 I just want to say….finally!

April Ross Perez

Today, I am featuring one of the country’s remarkable beauty. A friend……An idol!

She is April Ross Lim Perez. I actually knew her from a common friend. I have to admit that I was her avid fan. Not because of her beauty….because of how she performed when she represented Zamboanga during Miss Philippines-Earth 2002.  She was raised and born in Zamboanga, a proud chavacana.  She luckily finished as a semi-finalist in the 2002 Miss Earth Beauty pageant where Džejla Glavović won the crown from Bosnia and Herzegovina who unfortunately got dethroned and stripped out from her crown. Eventually, April got stationed in Manila for some time.

I have been following her since she joined the Miss Philippines Beauty Pageant in 2002 until she represented the country in Miss Earth back in 2002. I remember, me and Mich were communicating from Cebu to Zambo and crossing our fingers hoping she would win. It was evident that out of every other contestants….she hailed and bested to be the best. Even a hard to beat Justine Gabionza wasn’t able to shake the true and deserving winner of the night.

She appeared in commercials like San Miguel Beer, Rejoice, SMART, Ayala Mall, Lucky Me, Ricky Reyes, Avon and Champion Cigarettes. She also became one of FHM’s cover model. No doubt…she is also a sexy fox!

She is now residing in San Francisco California and remains to be an extinct beauty from inside and out.


 Photos courtesy of April's friendster account.

To know more about her, you can visit her website and be mesmerized by her beauty and elegance.

Stay beautiful april.

Lots of love here.

B——– >>>>


Happy Holiday! Happy to be back!

Good day peeps.

Merry Christmas to all of you. To your families and all your loved ones.

I am very happy to be back after being out for quite sometime. My Big “B” is very considerate to give me a day off on a Christmas Day. That’s cool. My internet connection got disconnected because of some complications with my Wireless router. Fortunately, my connection is back and you know what that means right? I promised myself that I will definitely issue my post for today.

There are so many things to spill….while there are tons of stories to tell. I cannot even remember some, but I will make sure that I will extend my reach as far as possible. In case you forgot…..nobody can hide from my sight! But just remember, I love you all no matter what is at stake.

So without further ado…….Let us start the ball rollin’ and bouncin’




———–> And here is a recap of this week’s highlights!

  • Congratulations! Now Blow the candle. One of my shops just recently opened in Dubai Marina Mall. It happened last 22nd of December. It was a 48 hour standstill job. Without sleep…stressed out…just had a quick munch somewhere in marina walk…..go back to work again while I stand in front of my laborers. Tsk…tsk…tsk..Too bad that I really have to slog my butt out and be there to make sure it completes. But wait!!!! if there is an opportunity for some quickie….why not? In the dark side area of Sheraton Hotel….there thousands of unborn babies poured into my hand. 😉 Kiss and tell? Yummy. BIG! well-endowed individual. I must say, it pays to work hard. At least there is another reason why my back was aching….guess it is not only because I am tired. Fill in the blanks bitch. It’s Ecco”ing”.

I blew it hard!

  • Gee’s Secret.Gee…..Gee…..Gee…….What else can I say? I promised her that I will leave her out of my blog today. But sorry gee….you know for the fact that my blog is built to stand for the truth.. 😉 I must do this and just to give you a bonus, I’ll make it easier for you. Relax…..jeeeezzz. I just wanted to confirm if I am really smelling something right. One word: Yahoooo!!!! You just convinced me the other day that things can really be possible. Go girl..!!!…you still have 5 days to break the record. Mean Mina………….I guess we are winning here. I always love sending her home evryday…I tend to discover so much.

  • Gee owes me a pinch. In relation to that, Gee, always watch your back and try to avoid my fingers who will be after your neck beatch.

My Hidden Agenda

  • The spicey girls christmas presents. Generous bitches gave me a couple of presents which I was not really expecting. It almost made me cry. What hurts more is that I have not bought something for them yet. Now I am starting to think what could make this bunch of beauties happy???? what yah think? How about the so popular glow in the dark dildo. Out of the three…who do you think can use this more often? (*winks*) Things which doesn’t require any multiple choice to answer.
You're so Vain

You're so Vain

  • Vanity Smurf.Gee gave me a mini statue the day before yesterday. It was an extended Christmas gift. It’s the tiny winny Vanity Smurf. Joke’s apart, this is actually my first time to know that there are green blooded smurfs. And ohhhh the flower. Reminds me of myself so much. Thanks Gee. I am still finding a better one for you. I will make sure that it will best fit your personality. In fact….I am starting to think about something right now.
  • The Marks and Spencer Chocolates. My God. You should taste this. This is one hell of a sweet creation. Trust me, you can’t resist it for sure. Gee always give me a box of it. Now it starting to become a tradition. 😉 Right gee. Thanks for those sweet discover.
  • Elle’s Pinay collections. Elle’s Pinay First collections are now selling. For Dubai Order, you can visit their official website at
  • X is leaving the company soon. As much as I don’t want to think about it…..but the truth is I can’t help it. This is going to the first time that we will part ways as we have been in the same practice for the last 3 years now. It is sad. But somebody has to move on. I am sure he will miss me. I am not sure though…how much I am going to miss him back. As long as I know that he is in good hands. Good for me with a thumbs up.
  • Welcome Randell and Celeste. I am happy to welcome my new Dubai victims and my newest colleagues in Landmark Group. I am picking them on Saturday morning as they are scheduled to fly tomorrow evening. Can you believe it? We were just talking about it a couple of months back when I went home…and now…it is about to come true. I can’t wait for it. At least I knew, I actually made somebody’s dream come true.
  • The H and J break up. We were just discussing about it last week and now they are rumored to be off the blinds. That fast? Whatever……..let us see if it’s true. One thing I confirmed from H is that…..J is big. Goodness gracious…I always knew that he is big. Shiny!
  • Eman’s visit. Eman gave us a surprise visit yesterday evening. The eve of Christmas. I miss this beatch so much and the endless whining about his Sri Lankan bf. One more and I am going to hit that bastard for hurting my bestfriend. He gave us a gift. It was a dinner set….though it was not from Villeroy and Boch…but it was the thought that counted. Advance happy birthday to one of the closest person in my heart. I love you bayot!
  • The Global Recession. I am receiving a lot of calls from my friends recently regarding the after effects of the Global recession which merely hit thousands of OFW across the world. Here in Dubai…most of my friends and friend’s friends were affected also. Some of them are from Emaar…from Damac…from First Gulf…From Atkins…Nakheel….from most of the biggest companies in the region. In short, it’s from anywhere. Surprisingly, the retail business has not been affected yet. Lucky me. Lucky us. I believe, the decision of staying back was a heaven sent final call.
  • Second Christmas with Val. Of course, we can’t celebrate Christmas without the new member of our family. Valerie…….spending her second Christmas with us. If we have gifts…so as she. She is so happy to have her first modern bone toy. As usual, the yellow ball still comes first for her. Valerie in her fabulous moments. One secret: She is so cute and stubborn. New tricks with new styles.
  • My Book. With just a couple of chapters away from its completion, I am proud to say that I will be publishing my very first book soon. I am still thinking about the Book title and I am currently selecting some out of my filters.
  • Charice and Tope’s birthday. It was Charice’s Birthday last December 15, 2009 while Tope celebrated as well on the 20th. I miss my brother and sister Cha and Tope. Luckily they have their father back to join them for Christmas. I will be home soon and I’ll promise….I will see you both soon. I miss Ate Cathy also. I miss the fun. I miss everything.
  • Igy and Mich. One of the things which reminds me of Blue Christmas is Mich and Igy. My bestfriend and My Son. I knew Mich has got a very big disappointment on me for not communicating so often and not even showing up for like 6 years now. So many responsiblities to answer. 😦 Just bear with me Mich and Igy….I promise you…Once I see you back…I’ll make sure it is going to be memorable. I love you Mich…please take care of Igy..I am sure he’s a grown up now. I miss being his dad. 😦 I know that I have a lot of explanation to tell….but whatever it is., always remember that I love you both so much.
  • RD is coming to Dubai. Danrub Lastimosa….My goodness. What can I say? There is so much to tell about this fellah and it would take another ONE post for me to do so. So for now….let us leave the book half closed and welcome him soon as he invades the city that never sleeps. It’s Dubai…not Tokyo.
  • Maricel Gonzales. In Memory of my late bestfriend..I offer all my prayers on her 8th death anniversary on December 28. Wherever you are buddy. Please take care and look after me always…as what we have promised to each other. Just one thing….can you not do that when I am taking a bath?… 😉
  • Work and its ambiance. Well same as usual. Looking haggard and pretty stressed out about work. New faces…same old boring current ones (hihihi) 😉  I can’t wait for my back ups to come. Dell and Ces…..SOS.
  • Food for the brain. Just got these corrections recently while I was listening to a grammar expert on T.V. the other day. It’s good to learn something new….and it doesn’t make you less of a person to admit that you used such words….hahaha… 🙂 I did.

WRONG: Full-pledged    RIGHT: Full-fledged 

Usage: I am a full-fledged Dennis Trillo fan.

WRONG: Fast phased     RIGHT: Fast paced 

Usage: Dubai has got a fast paced Urban planning.

WRONG: Lip Sing      RIGHT: Lip Synch

Usage: Usher is faking it. He is lip synching.

WRONG: Flatform      RIGHT: Platform

Usage: I am running for President and my platforms are……

  • Friendster spam. The “open my cam” spam is really pissing me off and enough to almost make me decide to shut it down. To all users….friendster is going down. Try something new…such as wordpress. It is becoming dangerous nowadays. It’s a good thing that I have a philshing tool. I guess that was the reason why I got one of my credit cards hacked 3 times.
  • My Big Sister’s wedding. I am so excited about this, words cannot express how much I am thrilled about this event. I am crossing fingers that hopefully I can go home and witness this once in a lifetime event. I am so happy for her. It was a long wait. And finally, it is about to happen. A fairy tale come true.
  • Qatar OFW’s. I was watching T.V. and I didn’t notice that I was already teary eyed while watching the current condition of our fellow OFW’s in Qatar. These immigrants just lost their job recently and some of them just ended up collecting shrimp heads to feed themselves. When I saw it…it was really bad to see such scenario. Purely depressing. I can’t imagine myself going through the same. I wanted to help them in my own little ways…but I am still thinking……How?
  • The new Meebo widget. Now you can chat with me 24/7 anywhere in the world at anytime. Please visit my blog site and see the Meebo widget on the sidebar and Voila….start chatting with me. You can even see me LIVE. Who knows…you might even see me naked and doing stuff. EEEWwww..Growwwss.! The Meebo is for all my avid readers out there, now finally….prayers answered. Lovely feature! Just log choose a nick name and hit the send button. It will automatically send to my mobile phone. Gosh! I really love gadgets.
  • Mean Mina’s Vacation. Somebody is really having a great time back home. Having “zero” entries in her blog for the last one week…I am hopeful that my best pal mean mina is having a blast back home. She must be enjoying it. I bet she does!  I hope she comes back soon. We all miss you  dear! Me, Gee and Elle….we can’t stand being a “trio”… know that. Merry Christmas mean mina. We love you so much.
  • Dr. Hayden Kho and Zach Efron. My new crushes, and I bet I am not the only one.

I'm shivering Baby. Quit it please~!

 I am not so sure who is the lady with him but I’ll make sure we will talk about it when he gets home.


I surrender

 Vicky Belo’s major asset. Lucky Bitch. Heard that he has a sex video. Can’t wait to see it if it’s true.

  • Bookworms. I was browsing the net and I was reading some articles about HIV awareness and I found this site. 
Positivsm Book

The Book of Positivism

Visit it yourself and enjoy the feeling of reading a book while you are outdoors. Interactive reading online. It is accessible on my link sidebar as well. This would definitely educate us a lot. Always remember: Ignorance excuses no one. Read more about this article in Brian Gorrell’s blog. Just click here.

  • Gossip girl and One Tree Hill. Gossip Girl Episode 14 is still not available. Damn. I can’t wait for the next episode to come. We were stuck at Episode 13 and I can’t wait for Next. One Tree Hill is at least finally back on its track. Is peyton dying? Tell me.
  • Friends. I am almost done. I just finished season 7. I am off for Season 8. Scream and chill, I am about to complete it.
  • Long holiday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. 4 days of rest and a short escape from work. Don’t you think it sounds so fun? I love it. I’ll make sure, I will make the most out of it.
  • Christmas Celebration. How are you spending the Yuletide season? Another year is gone and we are about to face another new year. So many things happened….some were good…some were bad. I am just happy to be alive and sane. I missed my friends backhome. I missed those years when I just have to sit and give company to my friends the whole day during Christmas. Wooooosssh! I wish I can turn back those. I miss a simple life. Less complicated, too much of happiness.

Let me take this opportunity of saying sorry to all the people that I have offended and for all the people that I owe an apology. Forgive me for just being human.

So you’ve heard enough. What else can you ask for?

This has been your daily vanity smurf. Wishing you a Merry Merry Christmas. Let love enter your homes. Always.

Signing off with a thousand hugs and a million kisses.

Once again, A | Very | Merry | Christmas | and | a | Prosperous | New | Year | to | all.




Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays

I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays, let them overtake me unexpectedly, waking up some fine morning and suddenly saying to myself: ‘Why this is Christmas Day!

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given, when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.

Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek; bound together all our home enjoyments, affections, and hopes; grouped everything and everyone round the Christmas fire, and make the little picture shining in our bright young eyes, complete.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Merry Christmas to the wordpress team.

It’s my first Christmas here….and still loving it.

I am back bitches! I am back for good.

I’ll wake up early tomorrow and present you my Blog’s Christmas Edition.

Kisses here.


lovely b

b on mobile: out of the picture

My internet is f*cked up at home so I will be sending my blog post through my mobile for the mean time.

It is slightly difficult but manageable….just for all you guys…
Take care and I will see you again soon.

This has been b here.
Signing off

Note: What happened to Gossip Girl Episode 13 coz I haven’t downloaded it so far. I am just excited to see it. Hope my connection will be back.

kisses here

Happy Birthday Ivy


Tomorrow is your buff day……
Happy birthday to the gal we truly miss.
Happy Birthday Thyra Ivy Albero McQueen.

Kisses here,
from b and my family

Miss World 2008 after effects

I was reading the famous 7 days newpaper today when I grabbed it from my gate when I was moving out from home on my way to Wafi City. In the centerfold, I read an article about the views of some people who witnessed (just like me) the recently concluded Miss World 2008.

I must say, even though I am not a full fledged Miss Russia fan, I believe she is one of the deserving delegates to wear the crown. Crap are those who say that she is fake. So What? Who’s not nowadays?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but there’s no doubt that what is considered attractive differs from place to place. In Western societies waif-like figures have been taking up – well little space – in fashion magazines for many years, while on the other hand within many African or Latin American communities it’s thought that the more full-figured woman is more eye-catching.

Jennifer Lopez is just one example of a beautiful woman if you ask men who lust after shapely curves, while in the same continent, skinny girls such as Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie have admirers, who – in the words of the heiress – think they’re ‘hot’.

So what is beauty?

The worldwide beauty contest Miss World attempts to answer this question each year when it picks the overall winner of its pageant. And this year the glittering tiara went to a 21-year-old Russian girl.  As the 7DAYS letters page would suggest however, not everybody believes that the Russian cybernetics student deserved the accolade. Plastered in thick make-up, draped with long fake blond hair extensions and wearing a questionable pout, Miss World 2008 is indeed attractive, but some are saying perhaps a little fake-looking? The fact that Miss World 2008’s extremely ‘made-up look’ won the Miss World competition does not surprise Dubai-based beauty consultant, Hazel Mills.

Talk about the inevtiable comments from different people of different races. This is not a general comment though… what can we do to ease the grapes which are becoming sour. 😉

“I don’t know if she had any work done, but because cosmetic surgery is so much more attainable to the average person these days, it has become much more commonplace in society, meaning that people now accept this type of look a lot quicker,” says Hazel.

“We see it on many of the celebrities, musicians and on television, so we are perhaps losing sight of natural beauty a little bit, because enhancements and plastic surgery have become so popular.”

Hazel blames the media for perpetuating the plastic beauty image, and she says it’s responsible for giving its audience an unrealistic view of beauty.

“When the average woman looks in the mirror these days, she often thinks she might like to have bigger lips or a bigger chest.

“Nowadays you’re either naturally beautiful, or you go and achieve ‘beauty’ through cosmetic surgery.”
Picture of a Russian beauty queen in hand, we hunted down some Dubai men to see if Miss Russia does it for them.

David Robinson, UK, safety manager
“She looks like skeletor. And she has false lips, does she? She looks like a man in drag. It’s like the media decide what’s beautiful these days. Go ask 100 men on the street if this Miss World is beautiful or a size 12 real woman, with a nice shape. This Miss World doesn’t represent what most people on the street thinks is nice.”
Most beautiful women are from: Iran

Wael Khalil, Egyptian, financial advisor
“I think she is beautiful. She is not that natural looking, but she is beautiful. I don’t have a problem with women that look after themselves like this, but I do prefer a natural look.
Most beautiful women are from: Egypt

John Gulla, Filipino, student
“It’s not just about beauty, it’s about personality and attitude too. To win doesn’t necessarily mean you have to be that beautiful. To me it doesn’t matter how she looks. Maybe this Miss World likes the way she looks and that’s fine.”
Most beautiful women are from: The Philippines.

Nader Debbech, Tunisia, Emirates crew
“She’s not what I would consider an ideal beauty; she doesn’t look that good. The Indian girl who came second was much prettier. Surely being a natural beauty is what should win a Miss World competition.”
Most beautiful women are from: Eastern Europe and along the Mediterranean.

Sydne Fernandes, India, works in transport
“This is not real beauty. I don’t like the hair; it doesn’t look real. You should always look natural, not with all this make-up. There are a lot of plastic looking girls today; even the older ladies are going for this look, because they think it’s nice.”
Most beautiful women are from: India

Mark James, UK, engineer
“There are so many girls that look like this. They are like clones; you see them everywhere. It’s as though there is a factory somewhere that is churning out these Barbie dolls.
A normal more natural looking lady is more beautiful to me. This Miss World isn’t even that beautiful, she looks a bit like a man dressed as a woman.”
Most beautiful women are from: Scandinavia

article courtesy of

Happy Birthday Yoyie!

I miss you takirob!
I am hoping to see you soon.



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