Gee-ology versus B-iology

 GEE

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B

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WHATEVER

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Just a couple of minutes back

smashed!

smashed!

I picked up Randell this evening from the airport and as we were driving back home….along Sheikh Zayed Road was a smashed Mini Cooper blocking the highway after rolling over the barricades fronting Shangrila Hotel.

…..just something you don’t see everyday.

B here.

Flying Kisses

failure

I am so proud of myself today.

Done a couple of things today which rarely happens on a Friday.

-had my car washed.

-had my new haircut

-paid my credit card dues

and…

after a long time. I went for a Moroccan Bath. The soap are very excited to see me back.

In B’s vocabulary you know what Moroccan Bath means wwwaaayt? Everyone knows what my black agenda is.

Blalalablabla

Believe me...it was this hot!

I was placed in the ledge…..had my scrub…..had my body touched all over. Remember that I am just a human being. Just when I wanted to give the masseur my motive (dark one), I asked him first if he was ok….since I have been hearing his breathe so loud while he was caressing my back. I felt that there was something wrong with him. He replied,

I am sorry Sir if I am a little bit lost right now. I have a big problem, I just lost my son. My wife delivered our son early this morning and it was a premature. This is our second time to try….and this is the second time that we failed also.

I am not quite sure if he was crying though… 

Ding dong! So I had to back out from all my plans. I know…….I maybe horny but I don’t have a heart of a stone.

I know that it was a failed agenda but what that guy was experiencing could have been something so painful for him.

Just about that honeysss. I say, better luck next time.

—-great deals for more.

I love you all.

B here.

 

Announced project cancellations/put on hold in the UAE

ALARMING

ALARMING

Source: Just got it from one of my emails.

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A must see

The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters You Will Ever See by http://www.topsocialite.com

Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.

Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.

Here are the fifteen worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:

15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:

Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.

14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.

13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.

12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.

11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
Photographic Evidence:

Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:

Last year I had so many lines coming in at the side of my eyes up here. So I went in and got my eyes done, and I’m not happy about it. (The surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They’re too tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me crazy.

9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.

8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*

7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.

6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:

And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.

5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.

4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:

This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:

She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.

3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s the You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.

Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.

Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.

1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:

Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.

Congratulations to the winners. Flexibility in its extent.

Just wanted to check my e-mail but ended up bl”o”gging!

Mean Mina, just like me, is not to be seen in the limelight. The Mean Spot is extremely in silence right now. I saw her pulling papers from the centralized printer that we have in our department. Just like me, she is loaded with work.

I just wanted to make sure that I am not the only one who is missing it. Mean Mina’s life must have been so boring without Internet at home. Soon, I know, the long wait will be over.

Again, I was going through footsy’s column now and I still don’t know why I keep on doing that if the the only thing that it makes me is to be irritated so badly. Grrrrrrr….. Jay, a previous colleague who had applied in Landmark Group this morning will have a great chance of being part of the circle. Guess who is back in the bitch business. I am pretty sure that slut will not take her eyes off him. Poor J….but I will make sure that J would not be spilled with such malarious blood type like that hoar has.

Enough of her again. She is totally taking so much of space in my blog. Totally waste of sweat.

I am not quite in the mood to write right now because I am really feeling sick. Who would not be? But I thank God that it is starting to streamline everything in the office. Kudos to Mr. V…..He is keeping our legs straight enough to withstand all obstacles that we might face.

What’s up with Gee? Not to be seen. Damn……as expected. Boyfriend woes. Just kidding gee. I love you dear. I know you are having a “great” time solving the mathematical equation on why did the graphic sizes changed in Ibn Batutta Mall.  It is so Bebe Gandanghari. 😉 Blame Sandy and not me.

Elle —— who found me low in moral support. Lesson of the story: A right event happens on a right time on a right place. In my case….I wasn’t in both situation. Whatever Elle….you know how much I love you too. In your case, I guess I have proven that I do. I hope and guess so. I love you sweety.

I am extremely tired and while I was writing this….I cannot even think what is next in line.

America Votedddd!

.....america voteddd!

American Idol is finally back……now who is the next to be cooked to be the next David Cook? Rhymy…..and who sets to be the next Archuleta voice alike? I hope I can be one of them.

Gossip Girl is still off. Remember how fast I was able to get hold of Episode 15 and 16? It is exactly how slow I am waiting for the next.

Just reminded me…..I saw some mini- notebooks when I was walking down the newly opened Sharaf DG in Sheikh Zayed road. Cute. I almost bought one. Then I realized the situation that I am in right now (which will be revealed soon) then I said to myself…Forget it. At least now I know that I am disciplined when it comes to panic buying.

Ces snores like Randell. I thought it was just a rumor. But I am just hearing it now. Loud! Damn, she snores like a MAN. Haha. Big revelation. This is one hell talk of the town. 😉 The girl with tons of bloopers.

What else? nothing much to say. I am about to sign off as my eyes starts to close.

So long everyone. It has been a long week once again and I can’t wait for the next days to come.

It’s my sister’s wedding next month. I can’t wait for it. Too bad, I can’t be there. I knoooowww…Bad isn’t it?

this has been the “B” once again saying

Maayong Buntag kaninyong tanan.

bbbbbbbbbbye

“I’m very happy at where things are now,” … “I don’t let any of this stuff get to me. I rise like a phoenix, like a stealth warrior. I have stood the test of time”

Mariana Bridi died this morning

In connection to my earlier post here.

1/24/09 – Brazilian model and beauty queen lost battle against deadly bacteria

Vitória, BRAZIL – Mariana Bridi Costa, the Brazilian model and former Miss World Brazil finalist who had her hands and feet amputated and had been fighting to live for weeks, passed away at 3 AM, Saturday, January 24. Her struggle touched millions of people around the globe.

a major loss

a major loss

Mariana represented Brazil in two international pageants: Face of the Universe 2006 (she placed 4th) and Miss Bikini International 2007 (6th place and ‘Best in Swimsuit’ award winner).

She dreamed of becoming a famous international model and a journalist.

God bless her.

Courtesy of globalbeauties

Miss Universe 2009 live in Dubai

Just crossing my fingers and if any case this is true…….you know who books his ticket first 😉 Spicey Galsss….calibrate your engines, this is one hell of an event.

Mean Mina- inform the school of gays about this. Can’t wait for it.

Miss Universe 2009, the 58th Miss Universe beauty pageant will be held in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, possibly on Summer, 2009. An official announcement is expected anytime by the Miss Universe Organization. Miss Universe 2008, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, will crown her successor at the end of this event. About 80 countries and territories are expected to compete and the pageant will broadcast live on NBC and Telemundo.

A Taste of the Universe

A Taste of the Universe

Last July, investor Jonathan Westbrook tried to get Australia to host Miss Universe 2009 but his efforts were in vain as the possible venues were not interested. Donald Trump had intentions on holding the 2009 pageant in Dubai, though chances are very high, it remains questionable due to the political instability regarding relations between the United Arab Emirates and Israel.

12:44 am, Thank God it’s friday

Hello.

Does it always have to start with a hello? Well I am afraid yes.

Good evening avid readers (now at the count of 7). As promised, I am trying to make my blog, a daily habit. What if wordpress just suddenly decides to close? WTF…..Now, I in fact started saving my entries, because everything might go in just a click of a f*ckin finger. It is always safe to keep a back up….for those who knew me well, this isn’t new at all.

Mean Mina’s new address ————>>> It may not be as prominent as the Downtown Burj but the place was really awesome. If there is a word that can top that….then that is it. It was calm, though it was dark in the area when we visited…..I just felt home. This lucky bitch has got a f*ckin spacious unit that an expat can dream of. God bless that haaawwss, bless you both more. I am sure everyone’s drooling about the place…not to mention yours truly.

Mean Mina’s Homily ————>>> Mean mina and the bee had some small chat when we were about to take off yesterday and it has become a wake-up call for me and for her as well. She was totally right when she started opening about valuing money and I just can’t believe that it would only just take a “jolly” mean mina to realize everything. It was all about the value of saving.  Again….25???? uhuh….not becoming younger indeed. Again, everything just recapped in my mind when I thought about how horrendously I spent my dirhams for the last 2 years…..it was just alarming….Tskkk…tskkkk….tskkk. Believe me….soon you will know that it was even beyond what the naked eye can see.

Gee ————>>> NO COMMENT. Just one word. Hmmmmppppfff.

Mayur’s b-day ————>>> Fun

Our first Department Meeting ————>>> Aced, the presentation. You bet…it was so gay.

Mark Gauna is alive ————>>> After ages, somebody just contacted me once again. I can’t believe he still exists.  Guys….if you remember…he is the guy behind the  Rimal mysteries. No further questions your honor. Somebody just misses something…..

Kurt Geiger, Wafi opens ————>>> Another one bites the dust. Lucky to become my 26th shop in 1 and 1/2 years.

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All Bitches are invited

Lara’s Wedding ————>>> I am just so excited about this.

F3 ‘ s  Natal Day ————>>> I miss this guy so much…..Palautog!

Gossip Girl episode 16 ————>>> Just the highlights.

Lily and Rufus open their relationship to the Public.

Chuck has got an irritating uncle named Jack. He is some sort of a villain in GG now.

Blair didn’t make it to YALE.

Serena did, but backed out…Not quite sure if she wanted to give way for Blair…or she doesn’t want to go to school with Dan. Poor Humphrey.

Erick remains gay

Jenny remains blonde.

Vanessa and Nate are becoming intimate. Vanessa is using bleaching soap or powder for sure.

Dorotha’s appearances are becoming more often that Nate’s.

Chuck’s Uncle Jack almost got scored with Lily.

Lily Bass takes Bass Industries.

Chuck and Lily, now settled with their differences.

Lily Bass is way soooooooooooo beautiful and elegant. The way she sits……too manequinish

Laura Breckenridge appears as a new cast as Rachel. She is a hot teacher. It is officially war between HER and the heiress, Blair.

Poor Teacher being bitched out

Poor Teacher being bitched out

Oh Blair.  When will you learn?  You were so close.  Why’d you have to play with fire? Am I the only one scared to see what Blair has in store?  What could she do to our new teacher?  We’re guessing it’ll be evil x a million.  Watch your back, Rachel.  You’re not in Iowa anymore.

and lastly……….I remain beautiful while watching it.

That’s it………..

I am off now coz’ it is just a toothpick which handles my eyelid before it finally settles down and close.

I wish I can attend the bonding later at Mina’s place. I just miss my friends so much. I wanna be with them specially right now that I am near my end. 😦 Just don’t ask why. You’ll know soon!

Hugs and kisses here everyone.

Remember…..no one beats the first time. Keep readin’

B here…so long!

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