….da fame and glitz

It’s 12:06 in the morning. I am already lying in bed. I have to use my palm pilot just for all of you to hear my heart out today. It is going to be an excruciating and exhausting day again tomorrow as I have to be in Oasis Center. Sounds fun? Nope! As expected, this week till next week is going to be a very hectic WEEK for all of us as everyone will be occupied with Oasis Center completion.


Me and my new bought palm are just in the getting to know each other period and it is becoming a great help for me. It’s so handy that I can even blog while I am in the toilet.


—–the other day, when I was assigned for something in JBR, a friend asked Me to see his Penthouse which is in the Promenade Towers. I was ecstatic when I reached the Penthouse, It was really beautiful. The view, damn, there was no word to explain. For an 8 million dirham house, you deserved to have the best of course. Here is a glimpse of the balcony view from the 38th floor. Chill out.






Just got lucky to be on the top. He invited me to have a drink next week and I am dying to see the view during night time. It will blow me away for sure.


I just finished watching the second elimination of American Idol Season 8 and for me, it was an expected result as Alexis Grace was  booted off from the competition. She is just so boring and until now I really don’t understand how was she able to make it to the finals. In fairness to her, I liked her pink highlights. But she just doesn’t fit the heat of the boiling Idol den.


Adam Lambert, once again amazed me with his one of a kind voice that every guy would die to have. You should hear the sitars men! It was hot. He is just simply amazing and one of a kind. Randy Travis was right when he said that he cannot picture out Adam singing a country song with those black nail polish????? nah! but for me he nailed it….he just stands out more.


Meagan and Allison, my other all time favorites, again amazed me with their song renditions. I was really surprised why Allison was in the bottom three. She was a bomb. America…vote wisely.


For me, Lil’ rounds was still boring. It was a lucky escape for her not to be included in the bottom 3. For me, a black woman is always believed to have an incredible voice. Having one just like her in the competition is so predictable. I know a lot is agreeing to my opinion,,,,,though I still expect more of the violent ones.


Anoop of course, India’s pride. He just continue to amaze me with his soulful voice. Anoop Desai really rocks!


Carrie Underwood blew me away with her enormous voice. When she sang “I told you so” on a Duet with Randy Travis, there was really something that made me teary eyed. I really can’t explain it but it was mind boggling serious vocals out there.


You must see this vid and I am mad sure that you will agree with me.



So here is the cream of the crop….


IF YOU HAPPEN TO READ THIS….which of course till now you will not figure out due to your irritating insensitivity….I hate to say this but you are one hell of a comical skip character who is tactless, indulgent bitch who doesn’t even f*ckin care about whatever comes from her mouth. Nonsense and inevitably excruciating. I noted the same on my facebook and I hope it reaches her table…..I am sure it has. You will have your day dear…and you will see.


Gossip Girl is finally back after ages of absence from the limelight. One tree hill as well. I am just about to finish downloading. Thank torrent for the fun. I am excited as I won’t miss it for the world. I miss my alter-ego B, Serena…..Chuck of course.


Missin’ him. Well, I had the chance to chat with the guy I miss the most yesterday. For the last couple of days that I was literally slogging my butt out. Hearing from him was indeed a great consolation. I am just confused if I still love him or I was just missing the fact that he is not next to me anymore.


I am really sleepy and tired. It was just my hand…pretending to hold a stylus…….can i just finish this tomorrow?


temporary sign off,



Gee-ology versus B-iology














I am so proud of myself today.

Done a couple of things today which rarely happens on a Friday.

-had my car washed.

-had my new haircut

-paid my credit card dues


after a long time. I went for a Moroccan Bath. The soap are very excited to see me back.

In B’s vocabulary you know what Moroccan Bath means wwwaaayt? Everyone knows what my black agenda is.


Believe me...it was this hot!

I was placed in the ledge…..had my scrub…..had my body touched all over. Remember that I am just a human being. Just when I wanted to give the masseur my motive (dark one), I asked him first if he was ok….since I have been hearing his breathe so loud while he was caressing my back. I felt that there was something wrong with him. He replied,

I am sorry Sir if I am a little bit lost right now. I have a big problem, I just lost my son. My wife delivered our son early this morning and it was a premature. This is our second time to try….and this is the second time that we failed also.

I am not quite sure if he was crying though… 

Ding dong! So I had to back out from all my plans. I know…….I maybe horny but I don’t have a heart of a stone.

I know that it was a failed agenda but what that guy was experiencing could have been something so painful for him.

Just about that honeysss. I say, better luck next time.

—-great deals for more.

I love you all.

B here.


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The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters You Will Ever See by http://www.topsocialite.com

Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.

Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.

Here are the fifteen worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:

15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:

Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.

14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.

13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:



Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.

12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.

11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
Photographic Evidence:

Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:

Last year I had so many lines coming in at the side of my eyes up here. So I went in and got my eyes done, and I’m not happy about it. (The surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They’re too tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me crazy.

9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.

8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*

7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.

6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:

And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.

5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.

4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:

This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:

She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.

3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s the You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:



This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.

Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.

Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.

1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:

Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.

Congratulations to the winners. Flexibility in its extent.

Just wanted to check my e-mail but ended up bl”o”gging!

Mean Mina, just like me, is not to be seen in the limelight. The Mean Spot is extremely in silence right now. I saw her pulling papers from the centralized printer that we have in our department. Just like me, she is loaded with work.

I just wanted to make sure that I am not the only one who is missing it. Mean Mina’s life must have been so boring without Internet at home. Soon, I know, the long wait will be over.

Again, I was going through footsy’s column now and I still don’t know why I keep on doing that if the the only thing that it makes me is to be irritated so badly. Grrrrrrr….. Jay, a previous colleague who had applied in Landmark Group this morning will have a great chance of being part of the circle. Guess who is back in the bitch business. I am pretty sure that slut will not take her eyes off him. Poor J….but I will make sure that J would not be spilled with such malarious blood type like that hoar has.

Enough of her again. She is totally taking so much of space in my blog. Totally waste of sweat.

I am not quite in the mood to write right now because I am really feeling sick. Who would not be? But I thank God that it is starting to streamline everything in the office. Kudos to Mr. V…..He is keeping our legs straight enough to withstand all obstacles that we might face.

What’s up with Gee? Not to be seen. Damn……as expected. Boyfriend woes. Just kidding gee. I love you dear. I know you are having a “great” time solving the mathematical equation on why did the graphic sizes changed in Ibn Batutta Mall.  It is so Bebe Gandanghari. 😉 Blame Sandy and not me.

Elle —— who found me low in moral support. Lesson of the story: A right event happens on a right time on a right place. In my case….I wasn’t in both situation. Whatever Elle….you know how much I love you too. In your case, I guess I have proven that I do. I hope and guess so. I love you sweety.

I am extremely tired and while I was writing this….I cannot even think what is next in line.

America Votedddd!

.....america voteddd!

American Idol is finally back……now who is the next to be cooked to be the next David Cook? Rhymy…..and who sets to be the next Archuleta voice alike? I hope I can be one of them.

Gossip Girl is still off. Remember how fast I was able to get hold of Episode 15 and 16? It is exactly how slow I am waiting for the next.

Just reminded me…..I saw some mini- notebooks when I was walking down the newly opened Sharaf DG in Sheikh Zayed road. Cute. I almost bought one. Then I realized the situation that I am in right now (which will be revealed soon) then I said to myself…Forget it. At least now I know that I am disciplined when it comes to panic buying.

Ces snores like Randell. I thought it was just a rumor. But I am just hearing it now. Loud! Damn, she snores like a MAN. Haha. Big revelation. This is one hell talk of the town. 😉 The girl with tons of bloopers.

What else? nothing much to say. I am about to sign off as my eyes starts to close.

So long everyone. It has been a long week once again and I can’t wait for the next days to come.

It’s my sister’s wedding next month. I can’t wait for it. Too bad, I can’t be there. I knoooowww…Bad isn’t it?

this has been the “B” once again saying

Maayong Buntag kaninyong tanan.


“I’m very happy at where things are now,” … “I don’t let any of this stuff get to me. I rise like a phoenix, like a stealth warrior. I have stood the test of time”

Mariana Bridi died this morning

In connection to my earlier post here.

1/24/09 – Brazilian model and beauty queen lost battle against deadly bacteria

Vitória, BRAZIL – Mariana Bridi Costa, the Brazilian model and former Miss World Brazil finalist who had her hands and feet amputated and had been fighting to live for weeks, passed away at 3 AM, Saturday, January 24. Her struggle touched millions of people around the globe.

a major loss

a major loss

Mariana represented Brazil in two international pageants: Face of the Universe 2006 (she placed 4th) and Miss Bikini International 2007 (6th place and ‘Best in Swimsuit’ award winner).

She dreamed of becoming a famous international model and a journalist.

God bless her.

Courtesy of globalbeauties

12:44 am, Thank God it’s friday


Does it always have to start with a hello? Well I am afraid yes.

Good evening avid readers (now at the count of 7). As promised, I am trying to make my blog, a daily habit. What if wordpress just suddenly decides to close? WTF…..Now, I in fact started saving my entries, because everything might go in just a click of a f*ckin finger. It is always safe to keep a back up….for those who knew me well, this isn’t new at all.

Mean Mina’s new address ————>>> It may not be as prominent as the Downtown Burj but the place was really awesome. If there is a word that can top that….then that is it. It was calm, though it was dark in the area when we visited…..I just felt home. This lucky bitch has got a f*ckin spacious unit that an expat can dream of. God bless that haaawwss, bless you both more. I am sure everyone’s drooling about the place…not to mention yours truly.

Mean Mina’s Homily ————>>> Mean mina and the bee had some small chat when we were about to take off yesterday and it has become a wake-up call for me and for her as well. She was totally right when she started opening about valuing money and I just can’t believe that it would only just take a “jolly” mean mina to realize everything. It was all about the value of saving.  Again….25???? uhuh….not becoming younger indeed. Again, everything just recapped in my mind when I thought about how horrendously I spent my dirhams for the last 2 years…..it was just alarming….Tskkk…tskkkk….tskkk. Believe me….soon you will know that it was even beyond what the naked eye can see.

Gee ————>>> NO COMMENT. Just one word. Hmmmmppppfff.

Mayur’s b-day ————>>> Fun

Our first Department Meeting ————>>> Aced, the presentation. You bet…it was so gay.

Mark Gauna is alive ————>>> After ages, somebody just contacted me once again. I can’t believe he still exists.  Guys….if you remember…he is the guy behind the  Rimal mysteries. No further questions your honor. Somebody just misses something…..

Kurt Geiger, Wafi opens ————>>> Another one bites the dust. Lucky to become my 26th shop in 1 and 1/2 years.


All Bitches are invited

Lara’s Wedding ————>>> I am just so excited about this.

F3 ‘ s  Natal Day ————>>> I miss this guy so much…..Palautog!

Gossip Girl episode 16 ————>>> Just the highlights.

Lily and Rufus open their relationship to the Public.

Chuck has got an irritating uncle named Jack. He is some sort of a villain in GG now.

Blair didn’t make it to YALE.

Serena did, but backed out…Not quite sure if she wanted to give way for Blair…or she doesn’t want to go to school with Dan. Poor Humphrey.

Erick remains gay

Jenny remains blonde.

Vanessa and Nate are becoming intimate. Vanessa is using bleaching soap or powder for sure.

Dorotha’s appearances are becoming more often that Nate’s.

Chuck’s Uncle Jack almost got scored with Lily.

Lily Bass takes Bass Industries.

Chuck and Lily, now settled with their differences.

Lily Bass is way soooooooooooo beautiful and elegant. The way she sits……too manequinish

Laura Breckenridge appears as a new cast as Rachel. She is a hot teacher. It is officially war between HER and the heiress, Blair.

Poor Teacher being bitched out

Poor Teacher being bitched out

Oh Blair.  When will you learn?  You were so close.  Why’d you have to play with fire? Am I the only one scared to see what Blair has in store?  What could she do to our new teacher?  We’re guessing it’ll be evil x a million.  Watch your back, Rachel.  You’re not in Iowa anymore.

and lastly……….I remain beautiful while watching it.

That’s it………..

I am off now coz’ it is just a toothpick which handles my eyelid before it finally settles down and close.

I wish I can attend the bonding later at Mina’s place. I just miss my friends so much. I wanna be with them specially right now that I am near my end. 😦 Just don’t ask why. You’ll know soon!

Hugs and kisses here everyone.

Remember…..no one beats the first time. Keep readin’

B here…so long!

A Beauty Queen’s Nightmare

I’m just touched by this and can’t help to be so emotional when I was going through it. We are still lucky to be alive and complete. Love life….live it to the fullest.

Vitória, BRAZIL — In 2006, when Mariana Bridi Costa was only 18, Mariana Bridi competed for the first time in the Miss World Brazil pageant. With little money and a basic wardrobe, she traveled for over 24 hours on a bus to get from the small town of Marechal Deodoro to Curitiba, where the pageant was held.

Her natural beauty and energy, took her further than most people gave her credit for: Mariana was the 3rd runner-up, living several favorites behind.

A couple of months later, she was sent to Accra, Ghana, where she competed for the new Face of the Universe title. She was the 3rd runner-up overall and first among the contestants from the Americas.

It didn’t take long for this young beauty to be noticed, and soon came an invitation from the state director of Sergipe, Alexandre Araujo: she would return to Miss World Brazil, that time with full sponsorship and proper preparation.

The Real Beauty with A Purpose

The Real Beauty with A Purpose

The “new” Mariana didn’t disappoint her fans: she was again a finalist at Miss World Brazil and won the Miss World Northeast 2007 title. Invited to compete in Miss Bikini International, in Shanghai, Bridi won the “Best in Swimsuit” award, and finished the competition in 6th place, competing with more than 50 girls from around the world.

Recently Mariana received a proposal to work as a model in a big agency in São Paulo. When she was about to move to Brazil’s largest city, a tragic turn of events took place: on January 2 Mariana was taken to a hospital with an urinary tract infection, which soon became a generalized infection.

Under intensive treatment and unconscious, doctors believed Mariana wouldn’t survive the next 24 hours. She did survive, but the strong medicines she had to take, stopped blood running through the extremities of her body.

The solution was the amputation of both her feet and hands.

Still at risk of dying, Mariana is conscious and made it clear that, even under such critical conditions, she wants to live.

People from around the globe have been praying for this young warrior, who in many senses has been a model for many. Her case has astonished a nation, and brought to people’s attention the possible consequences of such infections.

Mariana is now recovering from yesterday’s hands amputation surgery. She is in desperate need of type O negative blood. Local and national newspapers and websites have been asking people to donate blood.

Just for your information

Just so you know who has the highest Position in the World.
Make way to Babu from India, the crane operator of Burj Dubai Towers.


Just for everybody’s information.

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